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For its final two seasons they were also co executive producers.
Jerry seinfeld quotes about work. Find funny famous quotes from jerry seinfeld george costanza elaine benes cosmo kramer and yada yada yada. Grab your morning cup of coffee read them and start to live your life the seinfeld way keep your head up in failure and your head down in success. The four levels of comedy.
To live is to keep moving. I d be happy to set up a meet and greet jerry seinfeld you know george they are doing wonderful things at mental institutions these days. Below are some amazing jerry seinfeld quotes that are also pretty brilliant words of wisdom about life and sprinkled in are some funny ones just to make you laugh.
When would be a good time to call back sir jerry. Jerry seinfeld if you can t be kind at least have the decency to be vague. Seinfeld quotes about work.
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He is known for playing a semifictional version of himself in the sitcom seinfeld which he co created and co wrote with larry david. In honor of the 16th anniversary of the finale here is a compilation of the 16 greatest seinfeld quotes ever. I am so busy doing nothing that the idea of doing anything which as you know always leads to something cuts.
It was created by larry david and jerry seinfeld the latter starring as a fictionalized version. To me if life boils down to one thing it s movement. Jerry seinfeld american comedian born on april 29 1954 jerome allen jerry seinfeld is an american comedian actor writer and producer.
Make your friends laugh make strangers laugh get paid to make strangers laugh and make people talk like you because it s so much fun. I have an idea why don t you give me your home number and i ll call you back. It s amazing that the amount of news.
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